Cora:1, Daddy:0

Landon had Cora last night while I was at a Schottland Scholars function for work. While I was out, Landon sent a text that said, "Dude Cora is one pissed off baby".
On my way home, I called and Landon answered the phone whispering.
I came home and the house was completely quiet. I slipped off my shoes, and tiptoed around until I found them... upstairs... like this.

I sat down in the floor, and we were talking quietly when she started to stir.
Landon, with a look of fear in his eyes, went back to laying quietly, and sent me two additonal texts:
"Keep the beast asleep"
"Grab the women and the puppies. Run for the hills!"

Cora: 1
Daddy: 0

She kicked his tail!