Tonight while I was eating dinner with the girls, a segment came on the news about kids touching guns. I'm not sure we were ready for the convo. Maybe I should have read some child psychologist advice on what to say. Instead, I dove right in.
Me: cora, what are those things those boys are touching on tv?
(After a lot of clarification of which things...)
Cora: those are shooters!
Me: do we touch shooters?
Cora: no. Only mommies touch shooters.
Me: mommy won't even touch a shooter! They're really dangerous. Do we talk about shooters at school.
Cora: no
Me: do we play like we have a shooter?
Cora: no
Me: why?
Cora: because they're bad!
Me: why are they bad?
Cora: they can make people dead!
(Clearly SOMEONE has broached this convo with her. I thought she was getting it).
Me: that's right! And we wouldn't be able to get you back, right? Until we go to heaven.
Cora: yeah, heaven's bad!
Me: no, heaven's good! I just don't want you to go there until you are a REALLy old lady!
Cora: yeah! You have to be a really old lady to shoot guns.
(I know. I should have known we were getting over her head.)
Me: ok. What do you do if you see a gun?
Cora: like if I see a gun up there on that shelf?
Me: yes, like on that shelf.
Cora: I take it to a mommy.
Me: no you TELL a mommy. You don't touch it.
Cora: we only touch it to take it to the garbage.
Me: no you never touch it. You just go get the mommy and tell her.
(Realizing I'd gone too far I decided to talk about what she knows).
Me: Cora, if you See a gun and you go straight and tell a mommy, I'll buy you a new toy.
Cora: like a glitter coloring thingy?
Me: no, bigger, like a doll house.
Cora: like a big doll house?
Me: a whole jump castle for our yard. That's what I'll buy if you just tell a mommy if you see a gun.
Cora: or if Quinn just tells a mommy we'll get a jump house? With a slide down thingy? One that sings "rain rain go away!"?!?!
The morale of the story: please don't even have a toy gun in your house when we come over. If Cora sees it, and she "tells a mommy", I just promised a jump castle.